Work

I was working today in carphone warehouse and due to new phone technology I was able to sit and watch Spiderman 2 on a mobile phone and claim I was working as I was demoing a phone! also boy was there some classic plebs in today:

"I bought this camera off you [meaning me personally] last week I’m not sure what wave length its on was hoping you could help me" – We don’t sell cameras and what camera has a wave length!

"There’s a wee door at the back of my phone" - referring to the battery cover

"Hi you may remember me I have a grey puppy!" - eh can't say I do!

"My phones broken I would like a new one…" – the phone was switched off!